The Hungarian Dictionary Variant
The title of this one is a gratuitous Monty Python plug, and anyone familiar with that absolutely hilarious series will recognize why in an instant. The title was sugested to me by the subject header (Subject: "My Hovercraft is Full of Eels!") on the letter from J Porter Clark in which he donated this hilarious variant. Anyone familiar with the Monty Python skit in question will also recognize it immediately. Yes, I know that the guy who wrote this was Italian, not Hungarian, but so what? The principle remains the same. As for the spam itself, he sends 5 dollars to each of the first three people on a list of 6, which is a radical change from the standard. Laugh along with his clumsy translation.
"YOU CONTINUE TO READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU WILL WIN MANY MONEYS.
You excuses the my very bad English: I am foreign.
You excuse the trouble, but I there want to do know a method all new for try the fortune, and gain of the money. He is not been able to know the entity of the win in advance never, but we tell that the probability of win is very strong. A new way for try the fortune. The advantage respects to the traditional games managed from the State (lotteries, etc.) it is that with this method the moneys invested for the game come all delivered. Determining factor is the honesty in the observe the few rules that will follow.
IF YOU IN FACT DON'T TAKE AN INTEREST IN THIS KIND OF INITIATIVES, OR YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, DON'T PLAY.
This is the method for win:
1-
You send 5 dollars to the first 3 addresses on the strip immediately,
departing from the first up to the third. Do you enclose a note
container the message "could you dispose me in your strip?" succession
from your name and address (in this paid way, officially, for an
apparent service). Performed will this operation have invested a total
of 15 dollars (more the postage stamps).
2-
You delete the name that appears in first position and you move the
other names in on of a position. You add your name then and address to
the position numbers 6.
3-
With your name in sixth position, upload this file in at least 10 (ten)
different BBS calls it "money.txt" (or you put an announcement in at
least likewise "glass showcase" on internet) depicts it with cogent
words to participate.
4-
In you around 6 weeks will receive many moneys, in cashes.
THIS IS THE LIST:
1. Fiorangelo Di Nunzio Via De Maistre 33 10127 Torino (TO) ITALY 2. Daniele Pescio Via Bernardo Forte 2A 17100 Savona ITALY 3. Mirco Landi c/o Naccarato Via Panebianco 285 87100 Cosenza ITALY 4. Guido Telo' Via Badia 35 25024 Leno (BS) ITALY 5. Bruschi Tiziano Via Filippo Corridoni 1 60015 Falconara Marittima (AN) ITALY 6. Maurizio Alberton Via Postumia, 10 36060 Casoni di Mussolente (VI) ITALYThis is all.
Remembered but that the honesty in the follow the instructions it is fundamental for the result of the play!
Wishes and good entertainment!"
Well, all I can say is: "Greetings, honeybunch, my lower intestine is full of spam, eggs, spam, bacon, spam, sausage, spam,......" (another Monty Python plug from the same episode, and from which the origins of the connotations of the use of Spam came).
